Wednesday 7 December 2011

Advice from Sibal-ing!

Okay, I log in to see that previous entries of Blogjob have disappeared. Superb! I guess they’ve been eaten by mentally-impaired bugs of zeh internet who think it was spam OR been removed under Kapil Got-No-Balls Sibal’s “Pre-Scanning Internet Posts for Inflammatory and Disparaging posts Act”. Either way, it means the same.

Those who’re oblivious to what has been happening here’s a prelude:
Kapil Sibal wants to set a team which will pre-scan posts of internet to check for derogatory remarks. Such as if I post “Kapil Sibal should get his head out of his ass” It’ll be not be posted. Or for that matter, any insulting post would be removed by that team. They’re planning to censor internet.




Now, when I say this I think I speak for everyone who has ever used internet.. WHAT THE FAHJITA DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, YOU DOOFUS?
Fundamentals of democracy are shaken. Curbing us from exercising our right to Freedom Of Speech? India is the largest democracy, where daily thousands of people post a thousands of things on many websites. Censoring them is gonna require lots of money which could be used to educate other thousand children. But NO.. after all they’re Indian Politicians who’ve GOT to save their reputation of being assholes.
Idea behind this pre-screening act is simple, only Sonia’s and her ass lickers’ ass-licking posts on internet would be allowed. Now this was acceptable till it was limited to Manmohan Singh.. But now you want whole nation to act in this dumb way? Btw, The only medium to where we express what we rightfully feel is internet.(Internet and occasional slapsgivings and shoe-throwing incidents.) If you snatch that away from us, we’ll resort to something more violent, or even, everyone might get access to most hazardous weapon of Sarcasm. Your move, Sibal.
Kapil got-no-balls Sibal is truly a eunuch. Ok, apologies to eunuchs for being so offensive.

According to me, this whole event has been full of ironies. Kapil Sibal decides to pass the bill to stop insulting posts of internet, and he becomes the most abused politician. EVER. Also, the irony in censoring content on internet is.. Internet is THE only place where people go check uncensored content. (Most of the rage expressed is by students, though, who thought they’re going to censor porn. )


Well, whatever consequences it might lead to, we’ve got one more reason to hate our politicians. One more reason to slap them right across their face, throw a shoe at them, or punch them right into their face or kick into their nuts. Or all of them. Hhmph!


P.s.: This post was written on 7/12/11 timed at 3.10 p.m. while voicing opinions was still legal